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419 Mail Fails...United States Postal, Student Loan (Uk Gov?) & PPDuring the beginning of the success arcade games had the population, there were many different titles and different machines to choose from. These titles are still widely played in the generation today, and still have a major effect on the world of today. Firstly, released in 1972, Atari’s Pong had a major influence on the population, and was the first commercially successful video arcade game, as well as the first sports video arcade game. In my opinion, before the ‘Golden Age’ of arcade games, this was certainly the most played and most enjoyable game of its time. Then in 1978, Taito released the highly popular Space Invaders, which rivalled the success of its previous competitor Pong. The following year, Atari released another title, Asteroids, which to this day is still Atari’s best selling game of all time. However, these 3 classic titles still had to fight off competition from Namco’s 1980 title Pac-man, which is still to this day one of the most influential games of all time.

These gaming titles offer so much more than the online games of today, for example the stickman games. These 4 classic titles still influence gaming developers and gamers in the modern society. But which one is better? There is no doubt that the stick arcade games of today offer the gamer an enjoyable experience, but nothing compared to the likes of Pac-man and Space Invaders. In my personal opinion, although Asteroids and Pong are still playable today and are incredibly fun to play, nothing can compare to the adventure you go on with Pac-man. The game offers a simple concept, running around a maze collecting Pac-dots, being chased by ‘Ghosts’. But the fun you experience while playing, and the fact that it becomes so addictive to play, there is no doubt that Pac-man is, in my opinion, the greatest arcade game of all time.

There are some things we can take for granted but there is one thing we cannot and that is a New Year. Everyone all over the world knows that when the clock strikes twelve mid night on the last day of December, it is time to shout at the top of your voice and acknowledge it. People behave in funny ways and there is a lot of excitement in the air but why does all this fuss take place? A New Year instills new hopes and dreams that is it makes someone believe that what was impossible yesterday will be possible today. They make resolutions like losing weight, getting married or even starting a new business venture. Some people even have various beliefs for the day for instance some black Americans believe it is good luck for the man of the house to walk into the door with money in his pocket at that mid night so that they do not lack finances the whole year. No one can explain why we do what we do when that day comes but one thing is for sure new brooms sweep clean.

I was looking to play zombie games the other day and it got me thinking about becoming a zombie. I really love these creatures as they are spooky and virtually invincible. Once you kill them, they stand up again and go on fighting. They are extremely resilient and resist physical damage. They can only be killed by a silver bullet or by piercing their heart using a wooden stake. Even though they may appear slow, they are extremely dangerous especially when they are in a large group. They even know ways to sneak in your home while you are sleeping. The best way to become a zombie is to get bitten by one. When a zombie bites you, your blood gets infected and within an hour you will be transformed in a zombie. As a zombie you will not only become invincible and extremely strong but you will have a new favorite food – human brain.

Everyday when we wake up, we get ready for work and when we get there we are busy. People tend to get so busy that they even forget to be human. One may be in the office and they do not relate with other people in another way unless it is work. Therefore when something comes up for instance a cocktail party these type of people will have a hard time at the party instead of having a good time. These are the people whom you can only win over to your school of thought by telling Jokes. If you are a doctor and your patient is a stubborn boy who will not settle down to get his injection, crack a joke to break the tension since lollipops are bad for his teeth. When you see a nice lady that you like you do not have to say naughty words to her instead tell a joke and she will laugh herself into your arms. Jokes can do many things just try and see.

Humor, fun and entertainment are very important part of every individual’s life. Funny jokes are one way of imparting laughter and happiness among people. These jokes bring out smiling faces even when the situation is down and difficult to handle. Funny jokes when presented in a good way can help out in decreasing work pressure and stress in life. It takes out the negativity in life and brings out the positive aspects of one’s personality. Sharing funny jokes can be the best way to pass the time even when the situation is dull and boring. It is a key to increase love and affection among co-workers, family and friends. Making jokes sometimes can be risky as the story of words unintentionally may hurt the feeling of the other person. The main motive of the funny jokes is to bring a smile on the listeners face and create a happy atmosphere around. Jokes can be made just by narrating some real funny incidence in life.